I think the cuda are here early. I say this because of two reasons. First it is an El Nino. Which in spanish means
"little child that makes water warm and confusing aqua for los crazy fishes." The water is 59 degrees which is 2 degrees away from perfect. Secondly, I was visited in a dream last night.
Bezerksies the great, prehistoric,mega cuda appeared...
"Booooooobbbbbb, boooobbaaaaaacapa" It roared in the dream.
Yes,,, what.Who is there i answered back. All I could see were waves and waves of half chewed bait fishes awash in blood.
Half mackerals, sides of sardines and headless anchovies made a cloud unto which the giant slime serpant appeard.
It was the face in all of my most
frightening of nightmares.
I could tell it was Bezerksies by the crushed rusted rapala dangleing from his scarred lip.
A shreaded strand of what looked to be 50 lb. spectra hung from the decomposing lure like dental floss.
"I bring you a message of warning from a place not far from where you are sleeping.
I offer you this information only in hope that you and the others turn and surrender this NCZ (Northern Cuda Zone) back to us before it is too late."
I awoke concerned but not detoured.
"This a war that I didn't start but a war i will finish."
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